Circle left
If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees
They would run through the flowers and shinny up trees
Left allemande and weave the ring
When they tip toe through the city, you better hook all the locks
Dosado and promenade
They'll drink all our wine and take our dirty socks

The heads square thru, you dosado the corner girl
Swing thru and have fun
Spin the top
Pass thru and partners trade
Square thru 3/4 round
Your corner swing and promenade
You've got nothing to lose
That's why I've got the blues

Circle left
If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees
You could hear 'em bite their toenails up in the trees
Left allemande and weave the ring
Drinking our wine, they got stoned as an ox
Dosado and promenade
Just staggering around in their dirty socks

Circle left
If eggs had legs and steal our football shoes
You can see 'em picking chickens on the six o'clock news
Left allemande and weave the ring
Well they don't give a (quack), they've got nothing to lose
Dosado and promenade
They're on their way to Tennessee, that's why I've got the blues