Sides face, grand square
I went and bought myself a ticket
And I sat down in the very first row
They pulled the curtain
But when they turned the spotlight way down low
You circle left
Little Egypt came out struttin'
Wearin' nothing but a button and a bow
Allemande and promenade
Singin'... Yeah eah, eah, eah, Yeah, eah, eah, eah

Heads square thru 4 hands all around you do
Meet the sides and do the right & left thru
You veer to the left, couples circulate, I sing
And ferris wheel to the middle of the ring
Do a double pass thru, leaders trade
Corner swing and a promenade
Singin'... Yeah eah, eah, eah, Yeah, eah, eah, eah

Sides face, grand square
She had a ruby on her tummy
A diamond big as Texas on her toe
She let her hair down
And she did the Hoochie-Coochie real slow
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When she did her special number
On a Zebra skin I thought she'd stop the show
Allemande and promenade
Singin'... Yeah eah, eah, eah, Yeah, eah, eah

Sides face, grand square
Yeah, let me tell you people
Little Egypt doesn't dance there anymore
She's too busy moppin'
And takin' care of shoppin' at the store
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'Cause we've got seven kids
And all day long they crawl around the floor
Allemande and promenade
Singin'... Yeah eah, eah, eah, Yeah, eah, eah

You circle left
Singin'... Yeah eah, eah, eah, Yeah, eah, eah