Head ladies center tea cup chain
I live on the edge
And something has me really turning red
I toss and then I turn inside this bed, oh yeah, yeah, I said it
Allemande left and weave the ring
I'm unsatisfied with all the Romeos
Swing and promenade tonight
Their 'See ya later's incomplete the lies, Uh, Uh
That's why I sigh

Heads (Sides) square thru
*I'm gonna wear blue
Dosado **and flat black leather shoes
Make a wave, girls trade
Girls run right, boys hinge, diamond circulate
Flip the diamond, boys trade, turn thru
Left allemande, promenade her too
***And shine more than a diamond mine could do
And add something new

Heads face grand square
It's not just me I talk about
Our age is on the way
All the money in the women's world will never make him change
Gonna grab the yellow pages
Find a da Vinci of the threads
To dress me up and make me
Allemande left and weave the ring
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see, I've got a plan
I'm coming back as a man

Sides face grand square
I drop a hint and then my keys
And then I'll cast a net
To catch someone who's in for such a night he won't forget
Gonna grab the yellow pages
Find a da Vinci of the threads
To dress me up and make me
Allemande left and weave the ring
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see, I've got a plan
I'm coming back as a man