Circle left
Well the body could use a little slimming
I keep the shirt on when I go swimming
Ain't seen my feet since 1984
Boys star right
Allemande left and weave
I don't look good naked anymore
Swing that girl and promenade the floor
If I keep on doing what I'm doing, I won't fit through the door
I don't look good naked anymore

Heads (Sides) promenade now halfway around the ring
Walk in and square thru go 4
Four hands around you go
And then a right & left thru you know
Pass thru, trade by, slide thru
Square thru three hands and then
Swing that girl and promenade the floor
If I keep on doing what I'm doing, I won't fit through the door
I don't look good naked anymore

Heads (Sides) flutter wheel and sweep 1/4
Pass thru and make a right hand star
Heads (Sides) star left
Right & left thru
Swing thru and let the boy run right
Do a half tag
Swing that girl and promenade the floor
If I keep on doing what I'm doing, I won't fit through the door
I don't look good naked anymore

Circle left
I used to be a hell of a man, I chopped wood with just one hand
But I can't do the things I've done before
Allemande left, turn partner right
Allemande and weave
I don't look good naked anymore
Swing that girl and promenade the floor
If I keep on doing what I'm doing, I won't fit through the door
I don't look good naked anymore

Circle left
With each and every passing year came a lot of French fries 'n beer
And the belly hung closer to the floor
Fours boys star right
Allemande left and weave
I don't look good naked anymore
Swing that girl and promenade around the floor
If I keep on doing what I'm doing, I won't fit through the door
I don't look good naked anymore