Sides face grand square
I'm so tired of girls (guys) makin' eyes at my baby
I'm going to the hardware store
I'll buy a hammer, nails and have to makes some signs
To hang on my darlin's door
Circle left, saying...
No trespassing, Private Property
Come no closer, Strict Security
Allemande left your corner, swing and promenade
No Trespassing, Danger Area
Keep Away or I'll take care of ya
This applies to every other girl (guy) in the whole wide world

Heads touch 1/4, those girls run right
Pass thru, swing thru with the outside two
Girls run, box the gnat, pass thru, wheel & deal
Pass thru, touch 1/4, scoot back
Swing your corner girl and promenade her home with you
No Trespassing, Danger Area
Keep Away or I'll take care of ya
This applies to every other girl (guy) in the whole wide world

Four ladies chain go across that ring now
You rollaway and circle to the left
Four ladies rollaway and circle left that way
Allemande left your corner, weave the ring (and they'll say...)
No Trespassing, Private Property
Come No Closer, Strict Security
Violators will meet their fate
Swing and promenade
No Trespassing, Danger Area
Keep Away or I'll take care of ya
This applies to every other girl (guy) in the whole wide world

Circle left
I know what I'm gonna get him (her) for his (her) birthday
A jacket that I'll design
Men star right one time around inside to your corner
Allemande left and weave the ring, (it will say)
No Trespassing, Private Property
Come No Closer, Strict Security
Violators will meet their fate at the hands of a mad, mad girl (guy)
No Trespassing, Danger Area
Keep Away or I'll take care of ya
This applies to every other girl (guy) in the (Swing) wide world