Naked Anymore Snake Oil Willie 2014 | (Cheyenne 2027) Kippen Parret |
OPENER Basic - SSD Week 4
Sides face grand square
My body could use a little slimmin', I keep my shirt on when I go swimming
I ain't seen my feet since 2004
If my honey wants to roll in the hay, I turn the lights down all the way
Cause I don't look good naked...
Allemande left and a right & left grand
I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep fried doublewide version
You swing and promenade
If I keep on like I'm doing, I won't fit thru the door
Cause I don't look good naked anymore
FIGURE Basic, corner progression
Heads (sides) promenade halfway you go
Then down the middle, you square thru four
Giddyup now dancers, move it don't be slow
Now let's do a right & left thru
Veer to the left that's what you'll do
Then you're gonna do a ferris wheel
Square thru 3 with the couple that you see
Now let's swing your honey and promenade the ring
*You won't catch me skinny dipping at the ol' swim hole
I don't look good naked anymore
ALTERNATE LYRICS
*You won't catch me tanning at the nudist colony
That is something you don't want to see
*Now when I'm feeling frisky I don't flash her like before
Cause I don't look good naked anymore
FIGURE (ALTERNATE) Basic, corner progression
Heads (sides) promenade halfway you go
Then down the middle, you square thru four
Giddyup now dancers, move it don't be slow
Now let's do a swing thru, do it now with the outside two
Boys run right and then you wheel & deal
Pass thru and trade by, square thru 2
Now let's swing your honey and promenade her, too
*You won't catch me streaking at the old folks home
Cause I don't look good naked anymore
MIDDLE BREAK Basic - SSD Week 4
Sides face grand square
I used to be a hell of a man, I chopped wood with just one hand
But I can't to the things I used to do before
It all happened kinda slow, but I kinda let myself go
Now I don't look good naked...
Allemande and weave
I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep fried doublewide version
You swing and promenade
If I keep on like I'm doing, I won't fit thru the door
I don't look good naked anymore
CLOSER Basic - SSD Week 4
Sides face grand square
With each and every passing year, came too many fries and too much beer
Now my belly is hangin closer to the floor
Now my belly's as big as a truck and my ol' lady don't wanna-oh shucks
I don't look good naked...
Allemande left, right & left grand
I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep fried doublewide version
You swing and promenade
If I keep on like I'm doing, I won't fit thru the door
I don't look good naked anymore
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Give 'em a great big swing, gentlemen