Sides face grand square
Well me and my friends we all love to see
Comedy classics on late night TV
Those knuckleheads get into a scuffle
They push and they shove doing the Curly shuffle
Four guys promenade and say "Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe!"
You swing and promenade, "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"
*We never miss a chance, we get up and dance
And do the Curly Shuffle

Heads (Sides) square thru 4 hands and go
Find your corner and do a dosado (Back up like the Curly shuffle)
Look at her in the eye, stomp your foot (Woof!)
Touch 1/4, scoot back, "Hey Moe! Hey Moe!"
Now scoot back again, "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"
Swing and promenade
*We never miss a chance, we get up and dance
And do the Curly Shuffle

Sides face grand square
Well me and my friends love Larry and Moe
We love Curly's brother Shemp and Curly Joe
It's such a delight to boogie and hustle
Dancing all night, Allemande left and you weave
Singing "Hey Moe! Hey Moe!" ..."Hey Moe! Hey Moe!"
With a "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"..."Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!", Swing and promenade
We never miss a chance, we get up and dance
And do the Curly shuffle

Sides face grand square
When me and my friends go out on the town
We can't sit still and we can't sit down
We don't like to fight and we don't like to scuffle
But we dance all night..., Allemande left and you weave
Singing "Hey Moe! Hey Moe!" ..."Hey Moe! Hey Moe!"
With a "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"..."Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!", Swing and promenade
We never miss a chance, we get up and dance
And do the Curly shuffle

Four ladies chain over and back
Everyone mimic some 3 Stooges antics, but don't hurt anybody)
"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"