Circle left
Want some whiskey in your water? Sugar in your tea?
What's all these crazy questions you're askin' me?
Men star by the right and ya roll it round ya know
Allemande the corner girl and ya weave around the ring
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said...that ain't the way to have fun...son

The Heads (Sides) you promenade and ya go halfway around ya know
Walk in and square thru it's four hands ya go
All the way around and a right & left thru
You pass thru, trade by
Star thru
Square thru roll it three
Swing the girl promenade
She said...that ain't the way to have fun, son

Circle left
Open up the window, let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume
Men star by the right and ya roll it round ya know
Allemande the corner girl and ya weave around the ring
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun, son

Circle left
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend...she's passed out on the floor
Men star by the right and ya roll it round ya know
Allemande the corner girl and ya weave around the ring
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said...that ain't the way to have fun, son