Sides face grand square
Last night I had a dream about God
He was standing on a mountain top
Looking down, around in such dismay
And in my dream I heard Him say
Allemande and weave
Don't make me have to come down there
My children you had best beware (Swing and promenade)
If you don't pay attention, consequences will be dire
Don't make me have to come down there

The head two couples square thru count 'em four
To the corner touch 1/4 there
Scoot back and then the boys run right
Go right & left thru and turn 1/4 more
The girls will trade and then the girls run right
Boys cross fold, swing your corner, promenade
If you don't pay attention, consequences will be dire
Don't make me have to come down there

*I've let you try my patience as all good Fathers do
You're on my last nerve, Sides face grand square (I have had it up to here with you)

Sides face grand square
I gave you a book, you didn't read it
I gave you my word, you didn't heed it
Gave you a map, you said you didn't need it
And now you've lost direction and you're wandering aimlessly
All four ladies promenade inside
Back home you swing, promenade
Why can't you learn to listen and learn to love and share
Don't make me have to come down there