OPENER - MIDDLE BREAK - CLOSER Basic - SSD Week 4
Sides face grand square
*Well, the season's finally here and the players hit the field
And every man feels like a boy, and every wife could kill
He's been buying beer since August, running hot and running cold
And thirty friends are on alert...that's all the den will hold!
Allemande left your corner, weave around the ring, And now you MARCH!
He's the Armchair Quarterback he's full of beer and full of snacks
The all-American man (fan), with a cool one in his hand!
(or Swing and promenade)
The Armchair Quarterback, he's kind of fun and kind of fat
The all-American man (fan), with a cool one in his hand
ALTERNATE LYRICS
*The announcer agrees with the referee, but the den does not at all
And thirty fists are clinched in hate and pound upon the wall
Why any fool could see he made that first down when he dived!
If Bob Costas came in now, he'd never get out alive
*Now if you stand and block the screen you may just lose your life
And that goes for all thirty friends and the thirty friends' wives
If they make it through the Super Bowl well, she'll be happy then
'cause she'll get back her TV and he'll give up the den
FIGURE Basic - SSD Week 8, corner progression
Heads (Sides) promenade halfway round the floor
Down the middle, flutter wheel & sweep 1/4 more
Go all the way around, now centers pass thru
Swing thru make it twice is whatcha gonna do!
Balance, all 8 circulate, tackle your corner there swing and full promenade
He's the Armchair Quarterback he's full of beer and full of snacks
The all-American man (fan), with a cool one in his hand!