Four ladies chain and go 3/4
All eight go forward and back, and circle left
Four ladies rollaway, circle left that way
Allemande left the corner and weave the ring
*Someone poured ketchup on my ice cream
Someone put oysters in my tea
Someone put on onions in my chocolate pudding
When they stole you love away from me

*Someone put pebbles in my sneakers
Someone put ants inside my pants
Someone put itching powder in my laundry
And I scratched away my romance

Heads (Sides) square thru 2 and then go right & left thru
And turn that girl, and ready with a right, eight chain 7
I could lie right down and cry myself a bucket full of tears
And let them flow like a river from my eyeballs to my ears
With number 8, allemande left and then you come on back
Dosado new partner and then promenade her home
**Someone put snowballs in my warm pajamas
When they stole your love away from me

Sides face, grand square
Someone put mustard on my pancakes
Someone put sardines in my soup
Someone put buttermilk on my corn flakes
When they stole you
Allemande left and weave the ring
Someone put glue in my hair gel
Someone put castor oil in my toothpaste
Someone put starch in my undies
When they came along and took you away