Sides face, grand square
See that boy standing on the dance floor
Looking like the Marlboro man
Starched shirt, starched jeans
A big trophy buckle and an empty Copenhagen can
Men star right you know, turn it one time around
Left allemande, come back and swing and promenade
I'll bet the only stampede he's ever seen
Is the clearance at the Western store

Heads square thru 4 hands
Dosado the corner
Star thru, reverse flutter
Boy you pick her up, sweep 1/4 more
Make a left hand star
Turn it one full turn
Boy, reach back and
Rope the corner, promenade
Cause all hat and no cattle
Ain't gonna get it done

Sides face, grand square
He's just a smooth talkin', long tall, slow walkin'
Drug store made-up dude
Honey, don't you fall for that fake Texas drawl
Cause he ain't right for you
Men star right hand one time around
Left allemande, come back swing and promenade
Honey, I don't look like much
But I can sure saddle up and ride with ya all night long

Four boys promenade, get back swing your girl
Join hands, circle left
Left allemande, weave that ring
Your talking' cowboy this and cowboy that
But I'll tell ya one thing's for sure
All hat, no cattle
Ain't gonna get it done
Swing her boys, cause you know