See that boy standing there by the dance floor
He's lookin' like the Marlboro Man
Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle
And an empty Copenhagen can
He's talkin' cowboy this and cowboy that
Well, I'll bet one thing's for sure
The only stampede that he's ever seen
Is the clearance at the western store

All hat and no cattle
That boy just ain't real
All boots and no saddle
Don't know how to make a cowgirl feel
Think I'm gonna tell him
To pack up his act
And go back where he came from
'Cause all hat and no cattle
Ain't gonna get it done

He's just a smooth-talkin', long-tall slow-walkin'
Drugstore-made-up dude
So honey don't you fall for that fake Texas drawl
He ain't right for you
What you need's a man that ain't just a hat stand
When you get him home
Well, I don't look like much
But I can sure saddle up
And ride with you all night long

All hat and no cattle
That boy just ain't real
All boots and no saddle
Don't know how to make a cowgirl feel
Think I'm gonna tell him
To pack up his act
And go back where he came from
'Cause all hat and no cattle
Ain't gonna get it done

All hat and no cattle
Ain't gonna get it done