I left town two years ago and moved on up to Idaho
But swore that I'd be back again, pick up where I left off, oh man
Left behind some lovely ladies, grown up sexy Texas babies
I got back in town tonight anticipating much delight
I pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers
I got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers

All my old flames have new names
There's a lot of girls in town
Who've tied the knot and settled down
I thought I'd start a fire with some of my old flames
But they've all got new names

My sexy little dirt-road sport is now called Mrs. Davenport
My pretty little black-eyed Susie's now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie
Rosie who could blow my mind is Sister Rose on Channel Nine
The wildest lover of my life is now a federal judge's wife
They don't want to recognize this old familiar face
I'm just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days

All my old flames have new names
There's a lot of girls in town
Who've tied the knot and settled down
I thought I'd start a fire with some of my old flames
But they've all got new names

All my old flames have new names
There's a lot of girls in town
Who've tied the knot and settled down
I thought I'd start a fire with some of my old flames
But they've all got new names