Well, my body could use a little slimmin', I keep my shirt on when I go swimming
And I ain't seen my feet since 1984
The old lady wants to roll in the hay, we turn the lights down all the way
Cause I don't look good naked anymore

No, I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep fried doublewide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing, I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

Well, I used to be a hell of a man, I chopped wood with just one hand
But I can't do the things I done before
Well, it all happened kinda slow, but I guess I kinda let myself go
Now I don't look good naked anymore

I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep fried doublewide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing, I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

With each and every passing year, came a lot of french fries and beer
And my belly is hangin' closer to the floor
Now my belly's as big as a truck and the ol' lady don't wanna...she don't wanna!
Cause I don't look good naked anymore

No, I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep fried doublewide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing, I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

No, I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep fried doublewide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing, I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore