Once there was an old lady who lived in a shoe
Had so many children she didn't know what to do
Gave them some broth without any bread
Beat them soundly and sent them to bed

Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't get Humpty together again

Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
No-no, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

(Georgie Fame's lyrics:)

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Got so stoned and had a big fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, no-no
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

And one more time
Whoa-oh, whoa-whoa, no-no
Whoa, no-no, whoa-oh, whoa-oh