No trespassing, private property
Come no closer, strict security
Violators will meet their fate at the hands of a mad, mad girl
No trespassing, danger area
Keep away or I'll take care of you
This applies to every other girl in the whole wide world

I'm so tired of girls making eyes at my baby
I'm going to the hardware store
I'll get a hammer, nails and have to make some signs
To hang on my darling's door
And they'll read

No trespassing, private property
Come no closer, strict security
Violators will meet their fate at the hands of a mad, mad girl
No trespassing, danger area
Keep away or I'll take care of you
This applies to every other girl in the whole wide world

I know what I'm gonna get him for his birthday
A jacket that I'll design
With a red stripe and woven in the wool could see these different signs
They'd warn him

No trespassing, private property
Go no closer, strict security
Violators will meet their fate at the hands of a mad, mad girl
No trespassing, danger area
Keep away or I'll take care of you
This applies to every other girl in the whole wide world