I reckon you all don't know me at all
I just got here today
My home is way down in a little town
It's not so far away
Everybody for miles around
Calls me by my name
Now that I am in your fair town
You must do the same
For I'm a

I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff
I'm a clean cut feller from Horner's Corner
You ought to see me strut
I'm a caper-cutting cutie, got a gal called Katie
She's a little heavy-legged but I call her baby
I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff

I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff
I'm a ping-pong poppa from Pitchfork Prairie
You ought to see me strut
I'm a ding dong daddy, got a whiz-bang momma
She's a bear creek baby and a whompas kitty
I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff

I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff
I'm a peach pie poppa from Jackson's Holler
You ought to see me strut
I'm a honey-dripping daddy, got a hard-hearted baby
She's a sheik-shaking Shiva but she can't shake me
Cause I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas, yes sir
You ought to see me do my stuff

I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff
I'm a cider sipper from Corncob Center
You ought to see me strut
I'm a high powered poppa, got a gal called Susie
She's a fast-moving momma, but she can't lose me
Cause I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas
You ought to see me do my stuff

Some stuff!