When me and my friends go out on town
We can't sit still, we can't sit down
We don't like to fight and we don't like to scuffle
But we dance all night, doing the Curly Shuffle

Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe! (Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe!)
Well-a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk (nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk)
La-da-dee, la-da-dee (la-da-dee, la-da-dee)
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!(Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!)
Well, we never miss a chance
We get up and dance
And do the Curly Shuffle

Well, me and my friends love Larry and Moe
We love Curly's brother, Shemp, and his fat clone, Joe
It's such a delight to boogie and hustle,
Dancing all night, doing the Curly Shuffle

Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe! (Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe!)
Well-a a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk (nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk)
Wee-dee-dee-wee-dee-dee-dee! (Wee-dee-dee-wee-dee-dee-dee!)
Oh, a wise guy! (Oh, a wise guy!)
Well, we never miss a chance
We get up and dance
And do the Curly Shuffle

Mmmm
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Aahh!

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Well, me and my friends, we all love to see
Comedy classics on late night TV
Those knuckleheads get in a scuffle
They push and they shove, doing the Curly Shuffle

Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe! (Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe!)
Well-a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk (nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk)
Look at the grouse, look at the grouse! (Look at the grouse, look at the grouse!)
Ruff, ruff! (Ruff, ruff!)
Well, we never miss a chance
We get up and dance
And do the Curly Shuffle
That's right

(We do the Curly Shuffle) Whatd'ya say?
(We do the Curly Shuffle) That's what I thought ya said!
(We do the Curly Shuffle) Ah-ah-ah!
(We do the Curly Shuffle) Soitenly!
We never miss a chance
We get up and dance
And do the Curly Shuffle